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fallingloki:

14 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

mistystriker:

Every Hat in TF2 by AshleyLange [x]

Otherwise entitled “How to annoy everybody’s Tumblr dash”

17 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

27 minutes ago on July 24th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

13 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
tinyhousedarling:

Fuck. I really like the weather when it is above 100, but I’m not sure I can survive Sunday.

tinyhousedarling:

Fuck. I really like the weather when it is above 100, but I’m not sure I can survive Sunday.

14 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

open RP

catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #a tommy wiseau productions film #produced by tommy wiseau #directed by tommy wiseau #written by tommy wiseau #starring tommy wiseau 
leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

14 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA 
villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

18 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

18 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

kaitokirishima:

komaeda:

kaitokirishima:

kaitokirishima:

yeah but yall dont know how easy it is to manipulate your inbox count

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please let me out of your inbox

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19 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
sodaflow:

trust-canada:

blfreakworld:

ladymalchav:

theillumina-tea:

the struggle


#you all are ignoring that is probably a witch or wizard



resolved question

#themugglestruggle

sodaflow:

trust-canada:

blfreakworld:

ladymalchav:

theillumina-tea:

the struggle

resolved question

#themugglestruggle

20 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE