there was a guy next to me on the train who was trying to connect to wifi and I just got this overwhelming urge to protect his naïvety so I silently made him a hotspot so he will now believe for the rest of his life that if u try hard enough then the train wifi will come to u I feel like santa
I was gonna cut him up and use him for fox ears but I can’t.
His name is Naruto.
He doesn’t deserve this pain I have memories with Naruto I need to name him something else I’m not carrying memories of my pre weeb days I didn’t even watch Naruto in fourth grade I never watched naruto
what the hell is naruto? what the hell is the village hidden in the leaves? who the hell is orochimaru? the fuck is a kyubii?
and i definitely don’t still have the muscle memories of at least three hand signs
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
Buying this if/when I or someone I know gets pregnant.
When I go back to school tomorrow
what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg
"What you lack, is something that cannot be taught."
"You’re not scary.”
Well Dean Hardscrabble,
Bobby from Kansas
would beg to differ.
BEST POST EVER
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
hey everyone my teacher is trying to raise $10,000 to buy supplies for elementary schools in Ferguson here: http://www.gofundme.com/SchoolSuppliesforFerguson
it’d be really nice if you guys could maybe reblog this and help spread it around, or donate if possible.
Pls spread this it barely has $100 collected and yall know school supplies are EXPENSIVE and these kids do not need to be deprived of their right to basic education because people are starting to be forgetting about Ferguson, keep paying attention.
"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"
haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders