You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
Do you even read Deadpool comics?
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
breaking news rapunzel is actually ten feet tall
well in their defense it does say rapunzel isn’t a typical disney princess
But than means everyone else in the movie was about 10 ft tall too..
WE DID IT. WE FOUND THE TITANS’ VILLAGE.
SIE SIND DAS PRINCESS UND WIR SIND FLYNN RIDER
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITIANS VILLAGE IS BUT WHY DOES THE ABOVE SENTENCE SAY “THEY ARE THE PRINCESS AND WE ARE FLYNN RIDER” IN GERMAN
this week on “i didnt know it was attack on titan”
where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from
From inside ourselves.
fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me
i will do anything an anime character does. make a homework anime where the anime character defeats evil by doing homework and i will do my homework more